buzzfeed:

LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE FLOOFS

3rdheart:

belovedmuerto:

lindentreeisle:

akamine-chan:

ithelpstodream:

This was the must perfect Twitter thread.

I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.

I dunno, I’m rather fond of “Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don’t even pass the Turing Test.”

But the dichotomy of the crude yet somehow elegant “neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is reaaaallly up there.

golfgalaxy:

y’all are playing pocket camp wrong lol

househunting:

twotontwentyone:

sh-aron:

househunting:

$449,900/3 br/1915 sq ft

Beaverton,OR

built in 1964

dying at such an amazing, authentic late MCM split level!!!

@spfybaker

Look at this old dated turd 😂😂 You could literally LITERALLY build a brand new, above average quality 3000sf house on half an acre here for $450k

Location, location, location as they say

@twotontwentyone

alext:

bat signal
tokyo 2016